Tuesday, October 02, 2007

ESPN: What are they doing, currently?

Gary Thorne: Montana-based gun salesman since 2005. Pump action, rare items.

Bill Clement: Eats a kind-of cereal he invented, using granola and pomade, for breakfast five days a week.

Barry Melrose: Blew savings on hookers, blow.

Craig Kilborn: Insulting women he just met at a hotel bar in Milwaukee.

Chris Berman: Nicknaming his ties.

That one guy who was kind of funny and was always in the commercials with some mascot: Unknown.

Al Unser, Jr.: Racing cars.

Bristol, Conn.: Still picturesque and strikingly green in the spring.

Ray Ferraro: Grooming (removing corn from) his beard.

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